The Complete Idiots Guide to Locate Egypt!

This guide is for every fool who wants to locate Egypt in this world…

1-Egypt is in the north east of Africa…Wow!

2-Egypt is the leader of the Middle East…double wows!

3-If you have been deceived, you are certainly in Egypt.

4-Where you live comatose with your full consciousness intact, you are certainly in Egypt.

5-Where most of the journalists- about 97% - are double-faced, double-dealer and hypocrite, you are certainly in Egypt.

6-Where law violation is the law, you are certainly in Egypt.

7-When your basic human rights are never obtained and out of reach, you are certainly in Egypt.

8-When contradicting feelings such as love and hatred within one's self are unintelligible, you are certainly in Egypt.

9-Where there is no education, health, roads, income or even food, you are certainly in Egypt.

10-When every move in your life is controlled by bribes, don't wonder… you are certainly in Egypt.

11-Where you can't get a ride to your holocaust-faculty- … you are certainly in Egypt.

12-Where you pay your money and get no service in exchange… you are certainly in Egypt.

13-When male patriots are accused of one of 3 charges (collaboration-perversion-atheism) and female ones by one of 3 charges (hooking, hooking, hooking)…don't worry… you are certainly in Egypt.

14-When you are prepared in the faculty of medicine to be a butcher…don't panic!… you are certainly in Egypt.

15-Where you feel that is your life is stolen from you… you are certainly in Egypt.

16-When blackout is the rule and you haven't seen the truth before at all…be conscious… you are certainly in Egypt.

17-When you are dying in slow motion… you are certainly in Egypt.

18-When the assholes become the stars of your society… you are certainly in Egypt.

19-When more than 60% of your people are far beyond the line of poverty… you are certainly in Egypt.

20-Where you become paranoid and your thinking is based on conspiracy theory…why you are so pale? Are you dying? Wake up… you are certainly in Egypt.



P.S.: "You are certainly in Egypt" is a commercial in our national totally empty TV. What I can say about it is you will have large doses of insulin, anti-hypertensive drugs, psychiatric, and geriatric consult to be cured!

Medical education from the AH point of view

-"Why we educate those students who will work for the ministry of health?!"

-"We will make a pre-exam (experimental one) and who will pass it he will pass the exam"

-"We will make the degrees of the exam 100 instead of 40 and there is 6 days before the exam"

-"Blop...Blop...Blop…..etc"

I didn't see this amount of surprises in my life until I entered this faculty of medicine. The above statements are said in a gathering of the staff of the gynecology and obstetrics department to design the form of the clinical round exam. I believe that department should be treated for genocide. Their crime has exceeded the atrocity of the holocaust, Texas chainsaw massacre, Bait Allam massacre & the execution of the Egyptian war prisoners in Sinai. Those fools can't imagine the amount of chaos they have done for us, the students, or for the whole country. Simply, they are preparing us to be butchers and murderers. They are even not ready or free to teach us. They are busy working for their personal works at the hospitals and the private clinics. They didn't pass any experience to us. They didn't even keep our peace of mind. I will never forget what happened the past year. The stigmata of that year on my soul and some of my colleges are very obvious and deep. After 5 years in this faculty, I can say that studying medicine in this famous faculty is a crime against us, my community and my country.

PS: AH=Asshole